Friday, April 9, 2010

The finest in beverages that make you blind.

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Things I learned from the dictionary this week:

1. The word "garner," is not only a verb that means to get and keep something, which I knew, but also a noun meaning a place where you store grain, which I sure as hell did not know. Did anyone out there know that?

2. "Mountain dew" is actually slang for moonshine. Which makes it a really weird name for a type of soda. Where's the marketing on that coming from? "Hey guys! Let's name our soft drink after bootleg liquor!"

That's all.

3 comments:

  1. You know, I heard somewhere that Mountain Dew was originally a drink for hillbillies, so it kind of makes sense that they would name it after moonshine, right? That actually makes a lot of sense to me somehow.

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  2. Moonshine makes you blind. Mountain Dew makes you toothless. I think both names are insulting to the features for which they are named.

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  3. Also, I did not know and have never heard (as best I can remember) the word garner used to denote a grain-storage area, but I kind of like the sound of it.

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