Thursday, March 17, 2011

I actually do have all day.

Current book: None
Pages read: None

I realize that I'm a complete delinquent, just so everyone's aware. It's already more than halfway through March, my schedule has certainly cleared up, and yet, still, I am not reading Hemingway. This is because I have no desire to read Hemingway, and since I am not, technically, obligated to do so, I haven't. Clearly I need an incentive, so you, loyal readers, will have to provide me with one.

I'll just wait right here.

10 comments:

  1. read carrie pilby instead. - anon.

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  2. I have a card for you and I won't write it and mail it until you start reading.

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  3. If you don't write this, all I have to read are academic blogs.

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  4. . . .never leave it till it's done. . .

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  5. ...be the labor great or small...

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  6. . . .do it well or not at all.

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  7. You could always read my new novel Against Nature. It's about a global pandemic caused by an extraterrestrial dust mite.
    Check it out at www.wildchildpublishing.com
    You may find it a pleasant distraction. If so, let me know.
    Thanks,
    John G. Nelson

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  8. And after you read John G. Nelson's Against Nature, you should read Gone With the Wind, because it is spectacular.

    Claaaaaaaire. Blog again! I'm with Miriam. Don't condemn us to a life of reading academic blogs. Help us, Claire-b-won, you're our only hope!

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  9. Fuck's sake, Claire. Suck it up and get on with it already.

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